Princess Party

Posted by jdg | 10:38 AM | ,





The neighbor girl had a princess party. With a pony.

We talked a lot all day before the party. "But what do princesses do?" she asked.

"I don't know," I said. "I don't think princesses do anything. I think that's the whole point."

We went through her dress-up clothes and found whatever had the most tulle. I even painted her fingernails and toenails. As much as I've tried to distract her from the princess industrial complex, I don't have a heart of stone.

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