Maybe one day Greg from Daddytypes will let me be his Detroit correspondent and I'll write about the kinds of strollers our local homeless guys use to cart around all their stuff: "Local transient pushes Graco Literider to his underpass shanty." We could call it "What Not to Push" and when I finally get the prizewinning shot of the hobo pushing a Bugaboo Frog filled with stolen copper wires to the scrapyard, the yuppies will all rush out to buy Orbits.

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